You might have insomnia, or you might be sleeping with Mort. What does he do at 3am? What is sharing your bed with a dog really like? Learn in the following diagrams what it’s like to share your bed with a dog, particularly if that dog is like Mort.
And I should mention that this post was thoroughly inspired by the Bedtime Fairytales of Koly “sharing” the bed with his human, over at Kol’s Notes. Particularly the latest post in the ongoing saga. I was thinking of it when, just last night, the following event happened with Mort at 3am.
I wake up at about 3am, to this:
I’m not sure if I woke up because he shifted to sit up, or if the creepiness crept into my soul and and nudged me awake. I wasn’t sure what any of this was about until this happened:
The sound he made was not unlike Darth Vader. And then he decided he wasn’t quite close enough.
It might seem like this dog loves me, but I think it was a bit more about it was cold and always wants more attention than the other dog. At 3am.